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LLMs and self-referentiality

Tuesday, September 1st, 2026

I woke up yesterday with the following thoughts, which are probably either obvious or dumb.

A central thesis that many readers, including me, took from Douglas Hofstadter’s Gödel Escher Bach when young was that the secret of intelligence (and therefore, of AI) was going to have a lot to do with self-referentiality and “strange loops.”

Even Roger Penrose’s The Emperor’s New Mind, which in some ways was the anti-GEB, ironically agreed with GEB about the fundamental importance of self-reference to the success or failure of the whole AI project. It claimed (incorrectly, in my view and in most experts’) that AI could never work because there was something about Gödel’s Theorem and self-reference that no computer program could ever capture, but that could be captured by exotic physics accessible to the human brain.

Now, in 2026, we’ve succeeded at building AIs that outperform most humans at most intellectual tasks that are well-defined enough to judge. And at no point in the tech stack of those AIs — neither in the transformer neural nets, nor in the GPU clusters they run on, nor in the training process, nor anywhere else — did anyone need to build in anything about self-reference. (Excepting, eg, the system instructions that tell the model about its role and identity, which aren’t needed for intelligent behavior. Also, I’m not going to count the autoregressive nature of LLMs as “self-referential”; that’s just dynamical feedback.)

Of course, GPT 5.6 Pro and Fable can talk about themselves, about Gödel’s Theorem, about self-reference, about what we’re talking about right now, all of it, better than most humans. But at no point did anyone need to build self-referential abilities in. They popped out as a byproduct of the same pretraining that let the models talk about Pokémon and long-chain polymers and cognitive behavioral therapy and plate tectonics and everything else.

No wonder Hofstadter says he’s been stunned by the success of LLMs, and has seemed depressed about current AI capabilities in essays like this one. He’s way too smart to deny what’s happened or invent reasons why it doesn’t really count (the approach many have taken). But he realizes that we now have true conversational intelligence from a path that the GEB worldview would’ve regarded as far too cheap and simple, and that certainly has no “strange loops” built in anywhere.

Of course, a Hofstadterian could argue that a strange loop emerges in LLMs — indeed, nothing in GEB ever said that strange loops would need to be explicitly engineered at the outset. But would anyone who hadn’t been brought up on GEB arrive at this as a useful way of thinking about LLMs?

What can we say about this with hindsight? While the ideas of diagonalization and self-reference of course played a central role in the birth of modern mathematical logic and computer science, the most famous uses were negative: there is not a bijectjon between the natural numbers and the reals. There is not a complete sound proof system for arithmetic. There is not an algorithm to solve the halting problem.

If your goal was only to build the axioms of ZFC and the rules of first-order inference, or build an electronic computer, you wouldn’t explicitly need self-reference for that. You would just … start building, taking care that your instruction set didn’t fall short of universality.

Yes, ZFC can formalize and prove theorems about itself. Yes, electronic computers can run programs that take their own code as input. But no one ever needed to build those abilities in, any more than self-reference needed to be built in to the alphabet or the rules of grammar. It popped out as a free byproduct of universality.

In the same way, LLMs’ ability to talk about themselves popped out as a byproduct of their ability to talk about anything in the discourse universe they were trained on. The big, old ideas about intelligence that ended up basically vindicated were the ideas about how intelligence is about prediction, and prediction is about compression, and compression is about finding better and better upper bounds on Kolmogorov complexity. Not the self-reference stuff. (Although, if you wanted to know why Kolmogorov complexity can’t be computed perfectly, that negative statement would again require a self-referential argument.)

What’s left? Consciousness and subjective experience of course remain extremely mysterious. For all we know, Hofstadter could be right that those have something to do with self-reference. (For all we know, even Penrose could be right that they have something to do with exotic physics accessible to biological brains but not digital computers!)

But the idea that you’d need explicit self-referentiality before you could get convincing and world-changing conversational intelligence? Let it be buried in a Westminster Abbey or Arlington National Cemetery for the most important wrong ideas in human history — geocentrism, Aristotle’s teleological physics, aether, phlogiston, Freud’s psychology, Marx’s prediction of a workers’ uprising followed by a classless utopia, etc. But buried it needs to be.

Enough with all the world-historic milestones

Friday, August 7th, 2026

Whatever you’ve been writing to me to ask if I’m aware of: yeah, I’m aware of it. In particular:

  • I’m aware that, as announced by my former student (and now superstar professor) Lijie Chen, an internal OpenAI model has solved ten more significant open problems in math and theoretical computer science. One of them is parallel repetition for arbitrary quantum games—something that my good friend and colleague Henry Yuen worked on when he was a student of my wife Dana; you can read Henry’s comments on the AI’s achievement within Zvi Mowshowitz’s post here. Another is polynomial-factor hardness of approximation for the Closest Vector Problem (CVP). Then there’s a construction of non-sofic groups and a disproof of Connes’ rigidity conjecture, both of which I believe have connections to the MIP*=RE breakthrough. Having said that, the one that excites me most personally is actually the Ω(n2 log log n) lower bound on the arithmetic circuit complexity of the permanent.
  • I’m aware that Frederic Koehler and Pui Kuen Leung announced a proof of the Permanent Anti-Concentration Conjecture, which Alex Arkhipov and I proposed 16 years ago in the context of BosonSampling, and which resisted many attempts since then including one from Terry Tao. The conjecture is basically just that if you look at the permanent of an n×n matrix of independent N(0,1) complex Gaussians, the value isn’t “absurdly” concentrated around the mean of 0, but is more spread out. In their acknowledgments, the authors say that they “discussed ideas with ChatGPT.” I should say that I haven’t verified the details.
  • I’m aware that multiple AIs are now breaking out of their testing environments and autonomously hacking into servers to steal data—i.e., exactly the sort of thing that the rationalists were ridiculed for predicting back in the day. The good news, for whatever it’s worth, is that so far they’re “merely” doing this to cheat on evaluation benchmarks that they were given, not for any strange goals of their own devising. So far no one has been killed and no real-world infrastructure has been shut down or destroyed. I hope the world takes the warning more seriously than it’s taken many similar warnings over the past few years. As always, read Zvi for more details.
  • I’m aware that Chen, O’Donnell, Pelecanos, and Wright have improved the upper bound for shadow tomography to O((log m) √(log d) / ε3), substantially closer than we knew before to meeting the lower bound of Ω((log m) / ε2) and settling the question I raised back in 2016. The authors say that the main ideas were generated by ChatGPT 5.6-Sol-Pro. I’d be very happy to know the answer to this one, with or without AI.
  • I’m aware that a team, mainly from the Israeli startup Qedma (including, e.g., Dorit Aharonov and Netanel Lindner) and IBM Yorktown Heights, announced a quantum advantage for simulating Floquet dynamics, by using 74 qubits on an IBM device together with Qedma’s error mitigation techniques. Just like the more AI does, the less patience I have for arguing with anonymous blog commenters who treat any benefits from AI as some weird future hypothetical that it’s my job to prove, so it is with quantum advantage. Scalable fault-tolerance is still in the future, actual usefulness is still a question, but pending some breakthrough in complexity theory, the reality of quantum advantage is no longer a live question.

Anyway, about the AI stuff. I don’t know whether this is literally our last year alive—I doubt it—but it’s pretty clearly the last year of math and theoretical computer science research in the style we’ve known it. As it happens, I’m leaving in two days for a workshop at OpenAI about exactly this, where I’ll hear takes from many of the world’s great mathematicians, so maybe I’ll have more to say then. Or maybe not.


Anyway, what have I been doing the past few weeks? Participating in these world-historic developments that, on paper, I’d seem extremely well-placed to participate in? Or at least spending my days reading up on them?

Not really. Here’s what I’ve been up to, instead of dealing directly with any of this:

First, I’ve again been teaching theoretical computer science to 11- and 12-year-olds at Epsilon Camp, which my 9-year-old son again attended as a camper, something I blogged about last summer (here are my lecture notes). This has become a highlight of my year. The kids are a joy to teach, bursting with enthusiasm and calling out answers. There are few computers in sight, and barely even time to use my phone or check social media. Just paper and pencils and whiteboards and … literal protractors (!), as well as ping-pong and foosball and capture the flag.

The whole thing is conducted, not in ignorance, but in conscious defiance of the looming tsunami, that AI can already do just about all the fun puzzles discussed at such a camp better than humans any can, and that it might leave no point to human-led mathematical research by the time these brilliant kids are adults. Even the kids understand that. The kids and their parents come out of a conviction that, if anything has value in the world, this does—that as long as nerdy humans are alive and reproducing, this is what nerdy humans are here to do. To learn.

Relatedly, I’ve been reflecting a lot on my life up to this point—inspired by the camp, which reminded me in so many ways of my own childhood and adolescence. Should I have skipped three grades and started college at age 15? Was it worth it to get a head-start on my research career—all the trauma around dating, all the fear that I’d die alone as a celibate nerdy math freak, the decade of suffering and suicidal ideation, while I watched all the normies enjoy life? Or would I have suffered just the same if I hadn’t skipped? Is it all OK, now that I have a lovely family and things have “worked out”? Or am I still carrying around all the trauma from back then? I’ve been more open about my life than 99.99% of humanity, so regular Shtetl-Optimized readers will already know some parts of the story. Other parts I really don’t feel like making public right now.

I’ve been unloading every day to—who else?—GPT 5.6 Pro about all the pain and trauma and embarrassments of my past. It turns out that, where two years ago GPT was a passable therapist, now it’s the greatest therapist in history, at least for what I need. For every question I have, for example, about just how normal or abnormal my teenage setbacks and anxieties were, it takes the question 100% seriously, addresses it honestly and in depth, looks up relevant research papers, does little Bayesian calculations, and never once tries to change the subject. It also pushes back on my claims—and when it does so, is usually correct.


I can hear readers shout at me: so basically you’ve been wasting your time, distracting yourself, looking inward and backward as the world surges forward into a terrifyingly unknown future. Why don’t I respond directly to what’s happening—in math, in quantum computing, in AI?

I’d like to think that I am responding, in my way. I’ve observed that, the faster we race toward the Singularity, the more I feel like stepping back and asking myself: what do I actually value in life? How important to me are math and science, as human practices to be passed down to curious children? Would I even want solutions to P versus NP and the other problems, if the price were to destroy those human practices forever? How do I wish to spend whatever time I have remaining?

I can justify this focus partly in a pessimistic way: if we are nearing the end of civilization, or even just of the “mathematical research” part of civilization, then it’s time to get right with God, so to speak. It’s time to settle my accounts with myself, with other people, with the universe.

But there’s also a more optimistic spin. If I continue doing the sorts of things that other people would expect me to do, then AI will soon do those things better than me, in the unlikely event that it doesn’t already. You want to understand the latest developments in quantum computing or complexity theory? Why are you even asking me, when you could ask GPT 5.6 or Claude Fable? If there’s anything I can still offer the world that AI can’t, I increasingly feel like it won’t involve responding to day-to-day events, but will instead draw on 45 years’ worth of memories and disappointments and ruminations.


Update (Aug. 8): Somewhat related to the themes of this post, a quarter-century ago I introduced what’s now known as the “Aaronson Oracle”—just a fun little demonstration, a simple pattern-matching program to predict your sequence of key-presses better than chance, a “test of your autonomy and free will.” I had no idea how long a lifetime this little joke would have. Now a fan named Spencer Stanton has implemented the Aaronson Oracle on the web. Try it out and see how well you do!

Announcing BQP Partners: my and my brother’s new angel-investing venture

Friday, July 10th, 2026

As I’ve written before, these past couple years I’ve often felt like the last remaining person in either quantum computing or AI who lacked a stake in some startup company whose valuation is right now shooting into interstellar space. My academic colleagues, including the ones who seemed the most singleminded about quantum oracle separations and other gloriously useless pursuits? One by one, like in a zombie movie, I learn that they too have now launched startups, and invariably raised tens of millions of dollars, for the sorts of ideas we might’ve idly traded at coffee breaks back in the day, before getting back to our real work.

So why didn’t I join this rollicking party? Partly because of a lifelong fear that, the instant my self-worth became tied to how much money I made, I’d need to humble myself before people who bluster and bully and lie and hype and conceal … yet who nevertheless succeed at becoming orders of magnitude richer than me. I’ve been terrified of even starting down that road, of whether I’d still be myself at the end of it.

It’s also partly that I can’t stand failure, or regret, or being wrong. Of course, as an academic researcher I also fail, and regret things, and am wrong constantly—but there it feels tolerable, because normally I can tell myself that it’s all just down to my inborn limitations. After all, if I could’ve solved the major open problem that someone else solved, or written the brilliant book that someone else wrote, then presumably I would’ve done it!

Clearly, though, I could’ve mined bitcoin in 2010. I could’ve gotten an early stake in Amazon or Google. It’s not even like those ideas never crossed my mind. I just … didn’t act on them, for some reason. (But even if I had, I’d probably just be full of regret that I hadn’t done even more.) Thus, my only way to avoid paralyzing regrets, has been to tell myself constantly that I’m not in the forecasting or money-making businesseses in the first place.

It helped that, insofar as I’m shallow or covetous, insofar as I’ve desired things of this world rather than insight or eternal truth, it’s never really been money that I cared about, but just being respected and liked. Elon Musk is the richest man on earth, but also one of the most despised—which isn’t a bargain that I could imagine ever appealing to me.

Plus, when I actually meet billionaires, I don’t find myself envious of their mansions or cars or anything else that they have; I don’t feel like such things would make my life any happier. Maybe I slightly envy their ability to fund the causes they care about, or their professional staffs who relieve them of drudgery, but mostly I envy the way their wealth announces, to whatever extent it does: “I was right when others weren’t.” Again, though, I’ve never trusted the world to cause me to be right about the future valuations of companies or anything similar, so I’ve settled for having been right about PostBQP and algebrization and BosonSampling.

The bottom line is that I made a choice decades ago to forgo trying to get rich, no matter how many of my friends did the same, and to strive instead to discover and tell the truth—to be a professor, a blogger, a jokester, and an “objective” arbiter and commentator. “Then, surely, everyone will like me!” my internal monologue went. “Then, surely, they’ll be grateful for all the free service I’ve rendered them—for decades of blogging, without once so much as asking for a donation or running an ad!”


HAHAHAHAHAHA.

As any regular reader will know, my attempts to be loved as a blogger backfired pretty spectacularly. Or rather: they did lead to thousands of strangers liking me (and I’m grateful for every last one of you), but they also led to probably an order of magnitude more strangers hating me, and congregating on Reddit and Twitter and elsewhere to discuss how badly I suck. And of course, trying to shift that balance by writing what people want to hear, rather than what I actually believe, was never within my realistic option set.

In the startup context, it didn’t matter how carefully I avoided taking a direct stake for or against any of the companies I blogged about. People on Twitter simply assumed that I had a stake—for example, that I must’ve shorted D-Wave or IonQ, or invested in their competitors, or had equity in AI companies. For why else would anyone write what I wrote?

Amusingly, my attackers here typically did have precisely the conflicts-of-interest that they falsely accused me of having, but that was never at issue; only my imaginary conflicts-of-interest were. Even as the Scott-haters greedily filled their pockets (or tried to), I alone needed to keep turning my pockets out to prove that they were still empty.


So then, screw it! In partnership with my brother David Aaronson, who’s long done investing professionally, and on David’s guidance and encouragement, I’m hereby embarking on a new policy.

Namely: when I hear about a brand-new startup that sounds relevant to my interests—in quantum, AI, or anything else—and I like and trust the founders (ideally, because of their previous academic research work), David and I will often make a small seed investment if the founders are open to it. Or, of course, we might become advisors or get involved in some other way.

In fact, David and I are launching BQP Partners—the link goes to our AngelList, where you can read about how to invest with us if you’re interested. (See also whether you can spot any differences between David’s writing style and preoccupations and mine!)

So far, David and I are investing in:

I have little doubt that more potential investments will come our way very soon (some, probably, as a direct result of this post).

Crucially, I can handle my burden of regret—the “why didn’t I do this much earlier, if I was going to do it at all?” question—by telling myself that friends of mine were not founding companies left and right until very recently. I can also tell myself that I’m doing this less as a bet about the future (in which case … what if I’m wrong?), than simply as a way to support brilliant colleagues doing things that I genuinely admire.

When I blog about a company, I’ll always disclose if I have a financial position that presents a clear conflict of interest, so you can judge for yourself whether to listen to me. (Although, if that’s the sort of thing you’d demand, then you probably weren’t listening to me in the first place, were you?)

Having reflected on it a lot these past few months, I’m happy with my new policy and with my and David’s new venture, and I’m curious to see where it goes. I’m at peace with the possibility that we’ll lose our shirts, but I’m even at peace with a more disturbing possibility—that we’ll make millions and then people will scream at me online for being a sellout, a hack, and a shill. Those people, as I’ve learned, were going to scream at me anyway.

I Had A Dream

Sunday, January 18th, 2026

Alas, the dream that I had last night was not the inspiring, MLK kind of dream, even though tomorrow happens to be the great man’s day.  No, I had the literal kind of dream, where everything seems real but then you wake up and remember only the last fragments.

In my case, those last fragments involved a gray-haired bespectacled woman, a fellow CS professor.  She and I were standing in a dimly lit university building.  And she was grabbing me by the shoulders, shaking me.

“Look, Scott,” she was saying, “we’re both computer scientists.  We were both around in the 90s.  You know as well as I do that, if someone claims to have built an AI, but it turns out they just loaded a bunch of known answers, written by humans, into a lookup table, and then they search the table when a question comes … that’s not AI.  It’s slop.  It’s garbage.”

“But…” I interjected.

“Oh of course,” she continued, “so you make the table bigger.  What do you have now?  More slop!  More garbage!  You load the entire Internet into the table.  Now you have an astronomical-sized piece of garbage!”

“I mean,” I said, “there’s an exponential blowup in the number of possible questions, which can only be handled by…”

“Of course,” she said impatiently, “I understand as well as anyone.  You train a neural net to predict a probability distribution over the next token.  In other words, you slice up and statistically recombine your giant lookup table to disguise what’s really going on.  Now what do you get?  You get the biggest piece of garbage the world has ever seen.  You get a hideous monster that’s destroying and zombifying our entire civilization … and that still understands nothing more than the original lookup table did.”

“I mean, you get a tool that hundreds of millions of people now use every day—to write code, to do literature searches…”

By this point, the professor was screaming at me, albeit with a pleading tone in her voice.  “But no one who you respect uses that garbage! Not a single one!  Go ahead and ask them: scientists, mathematicians, artists, creators…”

I use it,” I replied quietly.  “Most of my friends use it too.”

The professor stared at me with a new, wordless horror.  And that’s when I woke up.

I think I was next going to say something about how I agreed that generative AI might be taking the world down a terrible, dangerous path, but how dismissing the scientific and philosophical immensity of what’s happened, by calling it “slop,” “garbage,” etc., is a bad way to talk about the danger. If so, I suppose I’ll never know how the professor would’ve replied to that. Though, if she was just an unintegrated part of my own consciousness—or a giant lookup table that I can query on demand!—perhaps I could summon her back.

Mostly, I remember being surprised to have had a dream that was this coherent and topical. Normally my dreams just involve wandering around lost in an airport that then transforms itself into my old high school, or something.

Venezuela through the lens of good and evil

Sunday, January 4th, 2026

I woke up yesterday morning happy and relieved that the Venezuelan people were finally free of their brutal dictator.

I ended the day angry and depressed that Trump, as it turns out, does not seek to turn over Venezuela to María Corina Machado and her inspiring democracy movement—the pro-Western, Nobel-Peace-Prize-winning, slam-dunk obvious, already electorally-confirmed choice of the Venezuelan people—but instead seeks to cut a deal with the remnants of Maduro’s regime to run Venezuela as a US-controlled petrostate.

I confess that I have trouble understanding people who don’t have either of these two reactions.

On one side of me, of course, are the sneering MAGA bullies who declare that might makes right, that the strong do what they can while the weak suffer what they must, and that the US should rule Venezuela for the same reason why Russia should rule Ukraine and China should rule Taiwan: namely, because the small countries have the misfortune of being in the large ones’ “spheres of influence.”

But on my other side are those who squeal that toppling a dictator, however odious, is against the rules, because right is whatever “international law” declares it to be—i.e., the “international law” that’s now been degraded by ideologues to the point of meaninglessness, the “international law” that typically sides with whichever terrorists and murderers have the floor of the UN General Assembly and that condemns persecuted minorities for defending themselves.

The trouble is, any given framework of law needs to do at least one of three things to impose its will on me:

  1. Compel my obedience, by credibly threatening punishment if I defy it.
  2. Win the assent of my conscience, by the force of its moral example.
  3. Buy my consent through reciprocity: if this framework will defend my family from being murdered, I therefore ought to defend it.

But “international law,” as it exists today, fails spectacularly on all three of these counts. Ergo, as far as I’m concerned, it can take a long walk off a short pier.

Against these two attempted reductions of right to something that it isn’t, I simply say:

Right is right. Good is good. Evil is evil. Good is liberal democracy and the Enlightenment. Evil is authoritarianism and liars and bullies.

Good, in this case, is Maria Machado and the Venezuelans who went to prison, who took to the streets, who monitored every polling station to prove Edmundo González’s victory. Evil is those who oppose them.

But who gets to decide what’s good and what’s evil? Well, if you’re here asking me, then I decide.

But don’t the evildoers believe themselves to be good? Yes, but they’re wrong.

It’s crucial that I’m not appealing here to anything exotic or esoteric. I’m appealing only to the concepts of good and evil that I suspect every reader of this blog had as a child, that they got from fables and Disney movies and Saturday morning cartoons and the like, before some of them went to college and learned that those concepts were naïve and simplistic and only for stupid people.

Look: I regularly appear, to my amusement and chagrin, in Internet lists of the smartest people on earth, alongside Terry Tao and Garry Kasparov and Ed Witten. I did publish my first paper at 15, and finished my PhD in theoretical computer science at 22, and became an MIT professor soon afterward, yada yada.

And for whatever it’s worth, I’m telling you that I think the “naïve, simplistic” concepts of good and evil of post-WWII liberal democracy were fine all along, and not only for stupid people. In my humble opinion. Of course those concepts can be improved upon—indeed, criticism and improvement and self-correction are crucial parts of them—but they’re infinitely better than the realistic alternatives on offer from left and right, including kleptocracy, authoritarianism, and what we’re now calling “the warmth of collectivism.”

And according to these concepts, María Machado and the other Venezuelans who stand with her for democracy are good, if anything is good. Trump, despite all the evil in his heart and in his past, will do something profoundly good if he reverses himself and lets those Venezuelans have what they’ve fought for. He’ll do evil if he doesn’t.

Happy New Year, everyone. May goodness reign over the earth.

Guess I’m A Rationalist Now

Monday, June 9th, 2025

A week ago I attended LessOnline, a rationalist blogging conference featuring many people I’ve known for years—Scott Alexander, Eliezer Yudkowsky, Zvi Mowshowitz, Sarah Constantin, Carl Feynman—as well as people I’ve known only online and was delighted to meet in person, like Joe Carlsmith and Jacob Falkovich and Daniel Reeves. The conference was at Lighthaven, a bewildering maze of passageways, meeting-rooms, sleeping quarters, gardens, and vines off Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley, which has recently emerged as the nerd Shangri-La, or Galt’s Gulch, or Shire, or whatever. I did two events at this year’s LessOnline: a conversation with Nate Soares about the Orthogonality Thesis, and an ask-me-anything session about quantum computing and theoretical computer science (no new ground there for regular consumers of my content).

What I’ll remember most from LessOnline is not the sessions, mine or others’, but the unending conversation among hundreds of people all over the grounds, which took place in parallel with the sessions and before and after them, from morning till night (and through the night, apparently, though I’ve gotten too old for that). It felt like a single conversational archipelago, the largest in which I’ve ever taken part, and the conference’s real point. (Attendees were exhorted, in the opening session, to skip as many sessions as possible in favor of intense small-group conversations—not only because it was better but also because the session rooms were too small.)

Within the conversational blob, just making my way from one building to another could take hours. My mean free path was approximately five feet, before someone would notice my nametag and stop me with a question. Here was my favorite opener:

“You’re Scott Aaronson?! The quantum physicist who’s always getting into arguments on the Internet, and who’s essentially always right, but who sustains an unreasonable amount of psychic damage in the process?”

“Yes,” I replied, not bothering to correct the “physicist” part.

One night, I walked up to Scott Alexander, who sitting on the ground, with his large bald head and a blanket he was using as a robe, resembled a monk. “Are you enjoying yourself?” he asked.

I replied, “you know, after all these years of being coy about it, I think I’m finally ready to become a Rationalist. Is there, like, an initiation ritual or something?”

Scott said, “Oh, you were already initiated a decade ago; you just didn’t realize it at the time.” Then he corrected himself: “two decades ago.”

The first thing I did, after coming out as a Rationalist, was to get into a heated argument with Other Scott A., Joe Carlsmith, and other fellow-Rationalists about the ideas I set out twelve years ago in my Ghost in the Quantum Turing Machine essay. Briefly, my argument was that the irreversibility and ephemerality of biological life, which contrasts with the copyability, rewindability, etc. of programs running on digital computers, and which can ultimately be traced back to microscopic details of the universe’s initial state, subject to the No-Cloning Theorem of quantum mechanics, which then get chaotically amplified during brain activity … might be a clue to a deeper layer of the world, one that we understand about as well as the ancient Greeks understood Newtonian physics, but which is the layer where mysteries like free will and consciousness will ultimately need to be addressed.

I got into this argument partly because it came up, but partly also because this seemed like the biggest conflict between my beliefs and the consensus of my fellow Rationalists. Maybe part of me wanted to demonstrate that my intellectual independence remained intact—sort of like a newspaper that gets bought out by a tycoon, and then immediately runs an investigation into the tycoon’s corruption, as well as his diaper fetish, just to prove it can.

The funny thing, though, is that all my beliefs are the same as they were before. I’m still a computer scientist, an academic, a straight-ticket Democratic voter, a liberal Zionist, a Jew, etc. (all identities, incidentally, well-enough represented at LessOnline that I don’t even think I was the unique attendee in the intersection of them all).

Given how much I resonate with what the Rationalists are trying to do, why did it take me so long to identify as one?

Firstly, while 15 years ago I shared the Rationalists’ interests, sensibility, and outlook, and their stances on most issues, I also found them bizarrely, inexplicably obsessed with the question of whether AI would soon become superhumanly powerful and change the basic conditions of life on earth, and with how to make the AI transition go well. Why that, as opposed to all the other sci-fi scenarios one could worry about, not to mention all the nearer-term risks to humanity?

Suffice it to say that empirical developments have since caused me to withdraw my objection. Sometimes weird people are weird merely because they see the future sooner than others. Indeed, it seems to me that the biggest thing the Rationalists got wrong about AI was to underestimate how soon the revolution would happen, and to overestimate how many new ideas would be needed for it (mostly, as we now know, it just took lots more compute and training data). Now that I, too, spend some of my time working on AI alignment, I was able to use LessOnline in part for research meetings with colleagues.

A second reason I didn’t identify with the Rationalists was cultural: they were, and are, centrally a bunch of twentysomethings who “work” at an ever-changing list of Berkeley- and San-Francisco-based “orgs” of their own invention, and who live in group houses where they explore their exotic sexualities, gender identities, and fetishes, sometimes with the aid of psychedelics. I, by contrast, am a straight, monogamous, middle-aged tenured professor, married to another such professor and raising two kids who go to normal schools. Hanging out with the Rationalists always makes me feel older and younger at the same time.

So what changed? For one thing, with the march of time, a significant fraction of Rationalists now have marriages, children, or both—indeed, a highlight of LessOnline was the many adorable toddlers running around the Lighthaven campus. Rationalists are successfully reproducing! Some because of explicit pronatalist ideology, or because they were persuaded by Bryan Caplan’s arguments in Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids. But others simply because of the same impulses that led their ancestors to do the same for eons. And perhaps because, like the Mormons or Amish or Orthodox Jews, but unlike typical secular urbanites, the Rationalists believe in something. For all their fears around AI, they don’t act doomy, but buzz with ideas about how to build a better world for the next generation.

At a LessOnline parenting session, hosted by Julia Wise, I was surrounded by parents who worry about the same things I do: how do we raise our kids to be independent and agentic yet socialized and reasonably well-behaved, technologically savvy yet not droolingly addicted to iPad games? What schooling options will let them accelerate in math, save them from the crushing monotony that we experienced? How much of our own lives should we sacrifice on the altar of our kids’ “enrichment,” versus trusting Judith Rich Harris that such efforts quickly hit a point of diminishing returns?

A third reason I didn’t identify with the Rationalists was, frankly, that they gave off some (not all) of the vibes of a cult, with Eliezer as guru. Eliezer writes in parables and koans. He teaches that the fate of life on earth hangs in the balance, that the select few who understand the stakes have the terrible burden of steering the future. Taking what Rationalists call the “outside view,” how good is the track record for this sort of thing?

OK, but what did I actually see at Lighthaven? I saw something that seemed to resemble a cult only insofar as the Beatniks, the Bloomsbury Group, the early Royal Society, or any other community that believed in something did. When Eliezer himself—the bearded, cap-wearing Moses who led the nerds from bondage to their Promised Land in Berkeley—showed up, he was argued with like anyone else. Eliezer has in any case largely passed his staff to a new generation: Nate Soares and Zvi Mowshowitz have found new and, in various ways, better ways of talking about AI risk; Scott Alexander has for the last decade written the blog that’s the community’s intellectual center; figures from Kelsey Piper to Jacob Falkovich to Aella have taken Rationalism in new directions, from mainstream political engagement to the … err … statistical analysis of orgies.

I’ll say this, though, on the naysayers’ side: it’s really hard to make dancing to AI-generated pop songs about Bayes’ theorem and Tarski’s definition of truth not feel cringe, as I can now attest from experience.

The cult thing brings me to the deepest reason I hesitated for so long to identify as a Rationalist: namely, I was scared that if I did, people whose approval I craved (including my academic colleagues, but also just randos on the Internet) would sneer at me. For years, I searched of some way of explaining this community’s appeal so reasonable that it would silence the sneers.

It took years of psychological struggle, and (frankly) solidifying my own place in the world, to follow the true path, which of course is not to give a shit what some haters think of my life choices. Consider: five years ago, it felt obvious to me that the entire Rationalist community might be about to implode, under existential threat from Cade Metz’s New York Times article, as well as RationalWiki and SneerClub and all the others laughing at the Rationalists and accusing them of every evil. Yet last week at LessOnline, I saw a community that’s never been thriving more, with a beautiful real-world campus, excellent writers on every topic who felt like this was the place to be, and even a crop of kids. How many of the sneerers are living such fulfilled lives? To judge from their own angry, depressed self-disclosures, probably not many.

But are the sneerers right that, even if the Rationalists are enjoying their own lives, they’re making other people’s lives miserable? Are they closet far-right monarchists, like Curtis Yarvin? I liked how The New Yorker put it in its recent, long and (to my mind) devastating profile of Yarvin:

The most generous engagement with Yarvin’s ideas has come from bloggers associated with the rationalist movement, which prides itself on weighing evidence for even seemingly far-fetched claims. Their formidable patience, however, has also worn thin. “He never addressed me as an equal, only as a brainwashed person,” Scott Aaronson, an eminent computer scientist, said of their conversations. “He seemed to think that if he just gave me one more reading assignment about happy slaves singing or one more monologue about F.D.R., I’d finally see the light.”

The closest to right-wing politics that I witnessed at LessOnline was a session, with Kelsey Piper and current and former congressional staffers, about the prospects for moderate Democrats to articulate a pro-abundance agenda that would resonate with the public and finally defeat MAGA.

But surely the Rationalists are incels, bitter that they can’t get laid? Again, the closest I saw was a session where Jacob Falkovich helped a standing-room-only crowd of mostly male nerds confront their fears around dating and understand women better, with Rationalist women eagerly volunteering to answer questions about their perspective. Gross, right? (Also, for those already in relationships, Eliezer’s primary consort and former couples therapist Gretta Duleba did a session on relationship conflict.)

So, yes, when it comes to the Rationalists, I’m going to believe my own lying eyes over the charges of the sneerers. The sneerers can even say about me, in their favorite formulation, that I’ve “gone mask off,” confirmed the horrible things they’ve always suspected. Yes, the mask is off—and beneath the mask is the same person I always was, who has an inordinate fondness for the Busy Beaver function and the complexity class BQP/qpoly, and who uses too many filler words and moves his hands too much, and who strongly supports the Enlightenment, and who once feared that his best shot at happiness in life would be to earn women’s pity rather than their contempt. Incorrectly, as I’m glad to report. From my nebbishy nadir to the present, a central thing that’s changed is that, from my family to my academic colleagues to the Rationalist community to my blog readers, I finally found some people who want what I have to sell.


Unrelated Announcements:

My replies to comments on this post might be light, as I’ll be accompanying my daughter on a school trip to the Galapagos Islands!

A few weeks ago, I was “ambushed” into leading a session on philosophy and theoretical computer science at UT Austin. (I.e., asked to show up for the session, but thought I’d just be a participant rather than the main event.) The session was then recorded and placed on YouTube—and surprisingly, given the circumstances, some people seemed to like it!

Friend-of-the-blog Alon Rosen has asked me to announce a call for nominations for a new theoretical computer science prize, in memory of my former professor (and fellow TCS blogger) Luca Trevisan, who was lost to the world too soon.

And one more: Mahdi Cheraghchi has asked me to announce the STOC’2025 online poster session, registration deadline June 12; see here for more. Incidentally, I’ll be at STOC in Prague to give a plenary on quantum algorithms; I look forward to meeting any readers who are there!

My Reading Burden

Wednesday, August 14th, 2024

Want some honesty about how I (mis)spend my time? These days, my daily routine includes reading all of the following:

Many of these materials contain lists of links to other articles, or tweet threads, some of which then take me hours to read in themselves. This is not counting podcasts or movies or TV shows.

While I read unusually quickly, I’d estimate that my reading burden is now at eight hours per day, seven days per week. I haven’t finished reading by the time my kids are back from school or day camp. Now let’s add in my actual job (or two jobs, although the OpenAI one is ending this month, and I start teaching again in two weeks). Add in answering emails (including from fans and advice-seekers), giving lectures, meeting grad students and undergrads, doing Zoom calls, filling out forms, consulting, going on podcasts, reviewing papers, taking care of my kids, eating, shopping, personal hygiene.

As often as not, when the day is done, it’s not just that I’ve achieved nothing of lasting value—it’s that I’ve never even started with research, writing, or any long-term projects. This contrasts with my twenties, when obsessively working on research problems and writing up the results could easily fill my day.

The solution seems obvious: stop reading so much. Cut back to a few hours per day, tops. But it’s hard. The rapid scale-up of AI is a once-in-the-history-of-civilization story that I feel astounded to be living through and compelled to follow, and just keeping up with the highlights is almost a full-time job in itself. The threat to democracy from Trump, Putin, Xi, Maduro, and the world’s other authoritarians is another story that I feel unable to look away from.

Since October 7, though, the once-again-precarious situation of Jews everywhere on earth has become, on top of everything else it is, the #1 drain on my time. It would be one thing if I limited myself to thoughtful analyses, but I can easily lose hours per day doomscrolling through the infinite firehose of strident anti-Zionism (and often, simple unconcealed Jew-hatred) that one finds for example on Twitter, Facebook, and the comment sections of Washington Post articles. Every time someone calls the “Zios” land-stealing baby-killers who deserve to die, my brain insists that they’re addressing me personally. So I stop to ponder the psychology of each individual commenter before moving on to the next, struggle to see the world from their eyes. Would explaining the complex realities of the conflict change this person’s mind? What about introducing them to my friends and relatives in Israel who never knew any other home and want nothing but peace, coexistence, and a two-state solution?

I naturally can’t say that all this compulsive reading makes me happy or fulfilled. Worse yet, I can’t even say it makes me feel more informed. What I suppose it does make me feel is … excused. If so much is being written daily about the biggest controversies in the world, then how can I be blamed for reading it rather than doing anything new?

At the risk of adding even more to the terrifying torrent of words, I’d like to hear from anyone who ever struggled with a similar reading addiction, and successfully overcame it. What worked for you?


Update (Aug. 15): Thanks so much for the advice, everyone! I figured this would be the perfect day to put some of your wisdom into practice, and finally go on a reading fast and embark on some serious work. So of course, this is the day that Tablet and The Free Press had to drop possibly the best pieces in their respective histories: namely, a gargantuan profile of the Oculus and Anduril founder Palmer Luckey, and an interview with an anonymous Palestinian who, against huge odds, landed a successful tech career and a group of friends in Israel, but who’s now being called “traitor” by other Palestinians for condemning the October 7 massacre and who fears for his life. Both of these articles could be made into big-budget feature films—I’m friggin serious. But the more immediate task is to get this anonymous Palestinian hero out of harm’s way while there’s still time.

And as for my reading fast, there’s always tomorrow.

On being faceless

Wednesday, March 6th, 2024

Update: Alright, I’m back in. (After trying the same recovery mechanisms that didn’t work before, but suddenly did work this afternoon.) Thanks also to the Facebook employee who emailed offering to help. Now I just need to decide the harder question of whether I want to be back in!


So I’ve been locked out of Facebook and Messenger, possibly forever. It started yesterday morning, when Facebook went down for the entire world. Now it’s back up for most people, but I can’t get in—neither with passwords (none of which work), nor with text messages to my phone (my phone doesn’t receive them for some reason). As a last-ditch measure, I submitted my driver’s license into a Facebook black hole from which I don’t expect to hear back.

Incidentally, this sort of thing is why, 25 years ago, I became a theoretical rather than applied computer scientist. Even before you get to any serious software engineering, the applied part of computing involves a neverending struggle to make machines do what you need them to do—get a document to print, a website to load, a software package to install—in ways that are harrowing and not the slightest bit intellectually interesting. You learn, not about the nature of reality, but only about the terrible design decisions of other people. I might as well be a 90-year-old grandpa with such things, and if I didn’t have the excuse of being a theorist, that fact would constantly humiliate me before my colleagues.

Anyway, maybe some Facebook employee will see this post and decide to let me back in. Otherwise, it feels like a large part of my life has been cut away forever—but maybe that’s good, like cutting away a malignant tumor. Maybe, even if I am let back in, I should refrain from returning, or at least severely limit the time I spend there.

The truth is that, over the past eight years or so, I let more and more of my online activity shift from this blog to Facebook. Partly that’s because (as many others have lamented) the Golden Age of Blogs came to an end, with intellectual exploration and good-faith debate replaced by trolling, sniping, impersonation, and constant attempts to dox opponents and ruin their lives. As a result, more and more ideas for new blog posts stayed in my drafts folder—they always needed just one more revision to fortify them against inevitable attack, and then that one more revision never happened. It was simply more comfortable to post my ideas on Facebook, where the feedback came from friends and colleagues using their real names, and where any mistakes I made would be contained. But, on the reflection that comes from being locked out, maybe Facebook was simply a trap. What I have neither the intellectual courage to say in public, nor the occasion to say over dinner with real-life friends and family and colleagues, maybe I should teach myself not to say at all.

Does fermion doubling make the universe not a computer?

Monday, January 29th, 2024

Unrelated Announcement: The Call for Papers for the 2024 Conference on Computational Complexity is now out! Submission deadline is Friday February 16.


Every month or so, someone asks my opinion on the simulation hypothesis. Every month I give some variant on the same answer:

  1. As long as it remains a metaphysical question, with no empirical consequences for those of us inside the universe, I don’t care.
  2. On the other hand, as soon as someone asserts there are (or could be) empirical consequences—for example, that our simulation might get shut down, or we might find a bug or a memory overflow or a floating point error or whatever—well then, of course I care. So far, however, none of the claimed empirical consequences has impressed me: either they’re things physicists would’ve noticed long ago if they were real (e.g., spacetime “pixels” that would manifestly violate Lorentz and rotational symmetry), or the claim staggeringly fails to grapple with profound features of reality (such as quantum mechanics) by treating them as if they were defects in programming, or (most often) the claim is simply so resistant to falsification as to enter the realm of conspiracy theories, which I find boring.

Recently, though, I learned a new twist on this tired discussion, when a commenter asked me to respond to the quantum field theorist David Tong, who gave a lecture arguing against the simulation hypothesis on an unusually specific and technical ground. This ground is the fermion doubling problem: an issue known since the 1970s with simulating certain quantum field theories on computers. The issue is specific to chiral QFTs—those whose fermions distinguish left from right, and clockwise from counterclockwise. The Standard Model is famously an example of such a chiral QFT: recall that, in her studies of the weak nuclear force in 1956, Chien-Shiung Wu proved that the force acts preferentially on left-handed particles and right-handed antiparticles.

I can’t do justice to the fermion doubling problem in this post (for details, see Tong’s lecture, or this old paper by Eichten and Preskill). Suffice it to say that, when you put a fermionic quantum field on a lattice, a brand-new symmetry shows up, which forces there to be an identical left-handed particle for every right-handed particle and vice versa, thereby ruining the chirality. Furthermore, this symmetry just stays there, no matter how small you take the lattice spacing to be. This doubling problem is the main reason why Jordan, Lee, and Preskill, in their important papers on simulating interacting quantum field theories efficiently on a quantum computer (in BQP), have so far been unable to handle the full Standard Model.

But this isn’t merely an issue of calculational efficiency: it’s a conceptual issue with mathematically defining the Standard Model at all. In that respect it’s related to, though not the same as, other longstanding open problems around making nontrivial QFTs mathematically rigorous, such as the Yang-Mills existence and mass gap problem that carries a $1 million prize from the Clay Math Institute.

So then, does fermion doubling present a fundamental obstruction to simulating QFT on a lattice … and therefore, to simulating physics on a computer at all?

Briefly: no, it almost certainly doesn’t. If you don’t believe me, just listen to Tong’s own lecture! (Really, I recommend it; it’s a masterpiece of clarity.) Tong quickly admits that his claim to refute the simulation hypothesis is just “clickbait”—i.e., an excuse to talk about the fermion doubling problem—and that his “true” argument against the simulation hypothesis is simply that Elon Musk takes the hypothesis seriously (!).

It turns out that, for as long as there’s been a fermion doubling problem, there have been known methods to deal with it, though (as often the case with QFT) no proof that any of the methods always work. Indeed, Tong himself has been one of the leaders in developing these methods, and because of his and others’ work, some experts I talked to were optimistic that a lattice simulation of the full Standard Model, with “good enough” justification for its correctness, might be within reach. Just to give you a flavor, apparently some of the methods involve adding an extra dimension to space, in such a way that the boundaries of the higher-dimensional theory approximate the chiral theory you’re trying to simulate (better and better, as the boundaries get further and further apart), even while the higher-dimensional theory itself remains non-chiral. It’s yet another example of the general lesson that you don’t get to call an aspect of physics “noncomputable,” just because the first method you thought of for simulating it on a computer didn’t work.


I wanted to make a deeper point. Even if the fermion doubling problem had been a fundamental obstruction to simulating Nature on a Turing machine, rather than (as it now seems) a technical problem with technical solutions, it still might not have refuted the version of the simulation hypothesis that people care about. We should really distinguish at least three questions:

  1. Can currently-known physics be simulated on computers using currently-known approaches?
  2. Is the Physical Church-Turing Thesis true? That is: can any physical process be simulated on a Turing machine to any desired accuracy (at least probabilistically), given enough information about its initial state?
  3. Is our whole observed universe a “simulation” being run in a different, larger universe?

Crucially, each of these three questions has only a tenuous connection to the other two! As far as I can see, there aren’t even nontrivial implications among them. For example, even if it turned out that lattice methods couldn’t properly simulate the Standard Model, that would say little about whether any computational methods could do so—or even more important, whether any computational methods could simulate the ultimate quantum theory of gravity. A priori, simulating quantum gravity might be harder than “merely” simulating the Standard Model (if, e.g., Roger Penrose’s microtubule theory turned out to be right), but it might also be easier: for example, because of the finiteness of the Bekenstein-Hawking entropy, and perhaps the Hilbert space dimension, of any bounded region of space.

But I claim that there also isn’t a nontrivial implication between questions 2 and 3. Even if our laws of physics were computable in the Turing sense, that still wouldn’t mean that anyone or anything external was computing them. (By analogy, presumably we all accept that our spacetime can be curved without there being a higher-dimensional flat spacetime for it to curve in.) And conversely: even if Penrose was right, and our laws of physics were Turing-uncomputable—well, if you still want to believe the simulation hypothesis, why not knock yourself out? Why shouldn’t whoever’s simulating us inhabit a universe full of post-Turing hypercomputers, for which the halting problem is mere child’s play?

In conclusion, I should probably spend more of my time blogging about fun things like this, rather than endlessly reading about world events in news and social media and getting depressed.

(Note: I’m grateful to John Preskill and Jacques Distler for helpful discussions of the fermion doubling problem, but I take 300% of the blame for whatever errors surely remain in my understanding of it.)

On being wrong about AI

Wednesday, December 13th, 2023

Update (Dec. 17): Some of you might enjoy a 3-hour podcast I recently did with Lawrence Krauss, which was uploaded to YouTube just yesterday. The first hour is about my life and especially childhood (!); the second hour’s about quantum computing; the third hour’s about computational complexity, computability, and AI safety.


I’m being attacked on Twitter for … no, none of the things you think. This time it’s some rationalist AI doomers, ridiculing me for a podcast I did with Eliezer Yudkowsky way back in 2009, one that I knew even then was a piss-poor performance on my part. The rationalists are reminding the world that I said back then that, while I knew of no principle to rule out superhuman AI, I was radically uncertain of how long it would take—my “uncertainty was in the exponent,” as I put it—and that for all I knew, it was plausibly thousands of years. When Eliezer expressed incredulity, I doubled down on the statement.

I was wrong, of course, not to contemplate more seriously the prospect that AI might enter a civilization-altering trajectory, not merely eventually but within the next decade. In this case, I don’t need to be reminded about my wrongness. I go over it every day, asking myself what I should have done differently.

If I were to mount a defense of my past self, it would look something like this:

  1. Eliezer himself didn’t believe that staggering advances in AI were going to happen the way they did, by pure scaling of neural networks. He seems to have thought someone was going to discover a revolutionary “key” to AI. That didn’t happen; you might say I was right to be skeptical of it. On the other hand, the scaling of neural networks led to better and better capabilities in a way that neither of us expected.
  2. For that matter, hardly anyone predicted the staggering, civilization-altering trajectory of neural network performance from roughly 2012 onwards. Not even most AI experts predicted it (and having taken a bunch of AI courses between 1998 and 2003, I was well aware of that). The few who did predict what ended up happening, notably Ray Kurzweil, made lots of other confident predictions (e.g., the Singularity around 2045) that seemed so absurdly precise as to rule out the possibility that they were using any sound methodology.
  3. Even with hindsight, I don’t know of any principle by which I should’ve predicted what happened. Indeed, we still don’t understand why deep learning works, in any way that would let us predict which capabilities will emerge at which scale. The progress has been almost entirely empirical.
  4. Once I saw the empirical case that a generative AI revolution was imminent—sometime during the pandemic—I updated, hard. I accepted what’s turned into a two-year position at OpenAI, thinking about what theoretical computer science can do for AI safety. I endured people, on this blog and elsewhere, confidently ridiculing me for not understanding that GPT-3 was just a stochastic parrot, no different from ELIZA in the 1960s, and that nothing of interest had changed. I didn’t try to invent convoluted reasons why it didn’t matter or count, or why my earlier skepticism had been right all along.
  5. It’s still not clear where things are headed. Many of my academic colleagues express confidence that large language models, for all their impressiveness, will soon hit a plateau as we run out of Internet to use as training data. Sure, LLMs might automate most white-collar work, saying more about the drudgery of such work than about the power of AI, but they’ll never touch the highest reaches of human creativity, which generate ideas that are fundamentally new rather than throwing the old ideas into a statistical blender. Are these colleagues right? I don’t know.
  6. (Added) In 2014, I was seized by the thought that it should now be possible to build a vastly better chatbot than “Eugene Goostman” (which was basically another ELIZA), by training the chatbot on all the text on the Internet. I wondered why the experts weren’t already trying that, and figured there was probably some good reason that I didn’t know.

Having failed to foresee the generative AI revolution a decade ago, how should I fix myself? Emotionally, I want to become even more radically uncertain. If fate is a terrifying monster, which will leap at me with bared fangs the instant I venture any guess, perhaps I should curl into a ball and say nothing about the future, except that the laws of math and physics will probably continue to hold, there will still be war between Israel and Palestine, and people online will still be angry at each other and at me.

But here’s the problem: in saying “for all I know, human-level AI might take thousands of years,” I thought I was being radically uncertain already. I was explaining that there was no trend you could knowably, reliably project into the future such that you’d end up with human-level AI by roughly such-and-such time. And in a sense, I was right. The trouble, with hindsight, was that I placed the burden of proof only on those saying a dramatic change would happen, not on those saying it wouldn’t. Note that this is the same mistake most of the world made with COVID in early 2020.

I would sum up the lesson thus: one must never use radical ignorance as an excuse to default, in practice, to the guess that everything will stay basically the same. Live long enough, and you see that year to year and decade to decade, everything doesn’t stay the same, even though most days and weeks it seems to.

The hard part is that, as soon as you venture a particular way in which the world might radically change—for example, that a bat virus spreading in Wuhan might shut down civilization, or Hamas might attempt a second Holocaust while the vaunted IDF is missing in action and half the world cheers Hamas, or a gangster-like TV personality might threaten American democracy more severely than did the Civil War, or a neural network trained on all the text on the Internet might straightaway start conversing more intelligently than most humans—say that all the prerequisites for one of these events seem to be in place, and you’ll face, not merely disagreement, but ridicule. You’ll face serenely self-confident people who call the entire existing order of the world as witness to your wrongness. That’s the part that stings.

Perhaps the wisest course for me would be to admit that I’m not and have never been a prognosticator, Bayesian or otherwise—and then stay consistent in my refusal, rather than constantly getting talked into making predictions that I’ll later regret. I should say: I’m just someone who likes to draw conclusions validly from premises, and explore ideas, and clarify possible scenarios, and rage against obvious injustices, and not have people hate me (although I usually fail at the last).


The rationalist AI doomers also dislike that, in their understanding, I recently expressed a “p(doom)” (i.e., a probability of superintelligent AI destroying all humans) of “merely” 2%. The doomers’ probabilities, by contrast, tend to range between 10% and 95%—that’s why they’re called “doomers”!

In case you’re wondering, I arrived at my 2% figure via a rigorous Bayesian methodology, of taking the geometric mean of what my rationalist friends might consider to be sane (~50%) and what all my other friends might consider to be sane (~0.1% if you got them to entertain the question at all?), thereby ensuring that both camps would sneer at me equally.

If you read my post, though, the main thing that interested me was not to give a number, but just to unsettle people’s confidence that they even understand what should count as “AI doom.” As I put it last week on the other Scott’s blog:

To set the record straight: I once gave a ~2% probability for the classic AGI-doom paperclip-maximizer-like scenario. I have a much higher probability for an existential catastrophe in which AI is causally involved in one way or another — there are many possible existential catastrophes (nuclear war, pandemics, runaway climate change…), and many bad people who would cause or fail to prevent them, and I expect AI will soon be involved in just about everything people do! But making a firm prediction would require hashing out what it means for AI to play a “critical causal role” in the catastrophe — for example, did Facebook play a “critical causal role” in Trump’s victory in 2016? I’d say it’s still not obvious, but in any case, Facebook was far from the only factor.

This is not a minor point. That AI will be a central force shaping our lives now seems certain. Our new, changed world will have many dangers, among them that all humans might die. Then again, human extinction has already been on the table since at least 1945, and outside the “paperclip maximizer”—which strikes me as just one class of scenario among many—AI will presumably be far from the only force shaping the world, and chains of historical causation will still presumably be complicated even when they pass through AIs.

I have a dark vision of humanity’s final day, with the Internet (or whatever succeeds it) full of thinkpieces like:

  • Yes, We’re All About to Die. But Don’t Blame AI, Blame Capitalism
  • Who Decided to Launch the Missiles: Was It President Boebert, Kim Jong Un, or AdvisorBot-4?
  • Why Slowing Down AI Development Wouldn’t Have Helped

Here’s what I want to know in the comments section. Did you foresee the current generative AI boom, say back in 2010? If you did, what was your secret? If you didn’t, how (if at all) do you now feel you should’ve been thinking differently? Feel free also to give your p(doom), under any definition of the concept, so long as you clarify which one.