{"id":8754,"date":"2025-03-30T23:26:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-31T04:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/?p=8754"},"modified":"2025-03-31T05:56:16","modified_gmt":"2025-03-31T10:56:16","slug":"tragedy-in-one-shitty-act","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/?p=8754","title":{"rendered":"Tragedy in one shitty act"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Far-Left Students and Faculty:<\/strong> We\u2019d sooner burn universities to the ground than allow them to remain safe for the hated Zionist Jews, the baby-killing demons of the earth. We&#8217;ll disrupt their classes, bar them from student activities, smash their Hillel centers, take over campus buildings and quads, and chant for Hezbollah and the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades to eradicate them like vermin. We\u2019ll do all this because we\u2019ve so thoroughly learned the lessons of the Holocaust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Trump Administration [cackling]:<\/strong> Burn universities to the ground, you say? What a coincidence! We\u2019d love nothing more than to do exactly that. Happy to oblige you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Far-Left Students and Faculty:<\/strong> You fascist scum. We didn&#8217;t mean \u201ccall our bluff\u201d! Was it the campus Zionists who ratted us out to you? It was, wasn&#8217;t it?  You can&#8217;t do this without due process; we have rights!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Trump Administration:<\/strong> We don\u2019t answer to you and we don&#8217;t care about &#8220;due process&#8221; or your supposed &#8220;rights.&#8221;  We\u2019re cutting all your funding, effective immediately. Actually, since you leftists don\u2019t have much funding to speak of, let&#8217;s just cut any university funding whatsoever that we can reach. Cancer studies. Overhead on NIH grants. Student aid. Fellowships. Whatever universities use to keep the lights on. The more essential it is, the longer it took to build, the more we\u2019ll enjoy the elitist professors&#8217; screams of anguish as we destroy it all in a matter of weeks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Far-Left Students and Faculty:<\/strong> This is the end, then. But if our whole little world must go up in flames, at least we\u2019ll die having never compromised our most fundamental moral principle: the eradication of the State of Israel and the death of its inhabitants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Sane Majorities at Universities, Including Almost Everyone in STEM:<\/strong> [don\u2019t get a speaking part in this play. They\u2019ve already bled out on the street, killed in the crossfire]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Far-Left Students and Faculty: We\u2019d sooner burn universities to the ground than allow them to remain safe for the hated Zionist Jews, the baby-killing demons of the earth. We&#8217;ll disrupt their classes, bar them from student activities, smash their Hillel centers, take over campus buildings and quads, and chant for Hezbollah and the Al-Aqsa Martyrs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rage-against-doofosity","category-the-fate-of-humanity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8754"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8757,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8754\/revisions\/8757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}