{"id":4664,"date":"2020-03-06T16:21:52","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T22:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/?p=4664"},"modified":"2020-10-13T18:52:00","modified_gmt":"2020-10-13T23:52:00","slug":"coronavirus-the-second-weirdest-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/?p=4664","title":{"rendered":"Coronavirus: the second-weirdest solution?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Many people have suggested coating handles, doorknobs and so forth with virus-killing copper tape<\/a>. It\u2019s a shame that this isn\u2019t being tried on a wider scale. In the meantime, though, here\u2019s a related but different idea that I had last night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Imagine we could coat every doorknob, every light switch, every railing, every other surface that people might touch in public buildings, with some long-lasting disgusting, sticky, slimy substance. For a variety of reasons, one probably wouldn’t use actual excrement, although it wouldn\u2019t hurt if the substance looked like<\/em> that. Or it could be a sickly neon green or red, to make it impossible to conceal when you’d gotten the substance on your hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What would be the result? Of course, people would avoid touching these surfaces. If they had to, they\u2019d do so with a napkin or glove whenever possible. If they had to touch them bare-handedly, they\u2019d rush to wash their hands with soap as soon as possible afterwards. Certainly they wouldn\u2019t touch their faces before having washed their hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In short, they\u2019d show exactly the behaviors that experts agree are among the most helpful, if our goal is to slow the spread of the coronavirus. In effect, we\u2019d be plugging an unfortunate gap in our evolutionary programming\u2014namely, that the surfaces where viruses can thrive aren\u2019t intuitively disgusting to us, as (say) vomit or putrid meat are\u2014by making<\/em> those surfaces disgusting, as they ought to be in the middle of a pandemic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Note that, even if it somehow<\/em> turns out to be infeasible to coat all the touchable surfaces in public buildings with disgusting goo, you might still derive great personal benefit from imagining<\/em> them so covered. If you manage to pull that off, it will yield just the right heuristic for when and how often you should now be washing your hands (and avoiding touching your face), without no need for additional conscious reflection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mostly, having the above thoughts made me grateful for my friend Robin Hanson<\/a>. For as long Robin is around, tweeting<\/a> and blogging<\/a> from his unique corner of mindspace, no one will ever be able to say that my<\/em> ideas for how to control the coronavirus were the world\u2019s weirdest or most politically tone-deaf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Many people have suggested coating handles, doorknobs and so forth with virus-killing copper tape. It\u2019s a shame that this isn\u2019t being tried on a wider scale. In the meantime, though, here\u2019s a related but different idea that I had last night. Imagine we could coat every doorknob, every light switch, every railing, every other surface […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18,3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-embarrassing-myself","category-procrastination","category-the-fate-of-humanity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4664"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4668,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4664\/revisions\/4668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}