{"id":187,"date":"2007-01-07T16:58:44","date_gmt":"2007-01-07T16:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/?p=187"},"modified":"2007-01-07T16:58:44","modified_gmt":"2007-01-07T16:58:44","slug":"my-new-years-resolution-to-get-a-real-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"My New Years&#8217; resolution: to get a real job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Get a leg up on the competition, and offer me a tenure-track position in computer science right now!  Here&#8217;s everything you&#8217;ll need to decide:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Research Statement<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottaaronson.com\/research.ps\">[PS]<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottaaronson.com\/research.pdf\">[PDF]<\/a><\/li>\n<li><strong>Teaching Statement<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottaaronson.com\/teaching.ps\">[PS]<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottaaronson.com\/teaching.pdf\">[PDF]<\/a><\/li>\n<li><strong>CV<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottaaronson.com\/vita.ps\">[PS]<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottaaronson.com\/vita.pdf\">[PDF]<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In your offer letter, make sure to specify starting salary, teaching load, and the number of dimensions you&#8217;d like spacetime to have.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>Note to Lubo\u0161:<\/em> Unfortunately, I wasn&#8217;t planning to apply to the Harvard physics department this year.  But if you make a really convincing pitch, I might <em>just<\/em> be persuaded&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get a leg up on the competition, and offer me a tenure-track position in computer science right now! Here&#8217;s everything you&#8217;ll need to decide: Research Statement [PS] [PDF] Teaching Statement [PS] [PDF] CV [PS] [PDF] In your offer letter, make sure to specify starting salary, teaching load, and the number of dimensions you&#8217;d like spacetime [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-in-meatspace","category-complexity","category-quantum"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5986,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions\/5986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}