{"id":1289,"date":"2013-03-25T14:01:16","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T19:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/?p=1289"},"modified":"2013-03-25T14:02:23","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T19:02:23","slug":"sen-tom-coburn-the-national-science-foundation-and-antarctican-jello-wrestling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottaaronson.blog\/?p=1289","title":{"rendered":"Sen. Tom Coburn, the National Science Foundation, and Antarctican Jello Wrestling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you probably heard, last week Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/03\/21\/tom-coburn-national-science-foundation_n_2921081.html\">managed to get an amendment passed<\/a> prohibiting the US National Science Foundation from funding any research in political science, unless the research can be &#8220;certified&#8221; as &#8220;promoting national security or the economic interests of the United States.&#8221;\u00a0 This sort of political interference with the peer-review process, of course, sets a chilling precedent for <em>all<\/em> academic research, regardless of discipline.\u00a0 (What&#8217;s next, an amendment banning computer science research, unless it has applications to scheduling baseball games or slicing apple pies?)\u00a0 But on researching further, I discovered that Sen. Coburn has long had it in for the NSF, and even has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coburn.senate.gov\/public\/index.cfm\/pressreleases?ContentRecord_id=8a114193-dcf7-4ae8-ae8b-146797e5c162\">whole webpage<\/a> listing his grievances against the agency.\u00a0 Most of it is the usual &#8220;can you believe they wasted money to study something so silly or obvious?,&#8221; but by far my favorite tidbit is the following:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Inappropriate staff behavior including porn surfing and Jello wrestling and skinny-dipping at NSF-operated facilities in Antarctica.<\/p>\n<p>It occurred to me that the NSF really has no need to explain this one, since a complete explanation is contained in a single word of the charge itself: <em>Antarctica<\/em>.\u00a0 Personally, I&#8217;d support launching an investigation of NSF&#8217;s Antarctica facilities, were it discovered that the people stuck in them <em>weren&#8217;t<\/em> porn surfing and Jello wrestling and skinny-dipping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you probably heard, last week Sen. 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